Funny Quote

My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'. Charles Barkley

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character. Charles Barkley

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black. Charles Barkley

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming. Charles Barkley

Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It's a hell of a mix. If you're ever tired in the morning, just try that mix, and tell me what you think. Kevin Garnett
 
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. Jason Kidd

I could always go and have a conversation with Mr. Gates or Mr. Trump. But now that I have this, I can really have a conversation with them on the same level that they have their conversations. Shaquille O'Neal